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hyzmarca · Post by **hyzmarca** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:19 am

Aharon wrote:
Prak_Anima wrote:
Heh. Self-Healing through relaxation, by Tarthang Tulku.
"When the feeling finally has become this strong, it can open up all your energy centres, all your cells and senses, and bring your whole body to equilibrium."

Sounds nice

And very lucky that this one was a tad bit closer than "The idiot republic" by Thomas Wieczorek:
These structural problems of truth are connected to the fact that policies "for the citizens" aren't the goal of parties, but that "the parties in democratic politics are similar to the profit oriented economy".

Not sexy at all

The Destroyer # 31: Head Man
I know my life is in danger.

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:38 am

Ooh, we're back to this?

Imagining Vietnam & America: The Making of Postcolonial Vietnam wrote:"Backwaters of Empire in French Indo-China" was an apt title for American journalist Gertrude Emerson's 1923 account of her first experiences in Vietnam.

Sweet, I get to deflower people in Vietnam.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 2:14 am

Darth Rabbitt wrote:Ooh, we're back to this?

Imagining Vietnam & America: The Making of Postcolonial Vietnam wrote:"Backwaters of Empire in French Indo-China" was an apt title for American journalist Gertrude Emerson's 1923 account of her first experiences in Vietnam.
Sweet, I get to deflower people in Vietnam.

Mostly that will be prepubescent girls, however.

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 2:25 am

Prak_Anima wrote:
Darth Rabbitt wrote:Ooh, we're back to this?

Imagining Vietnam & America: The Making of Postcolonial Vietnam wrote:"Backwaters of Empire in French Indo-China" was an apt title for American journalist Gertrude Emerson's 1923 account of her first experiences in Vietnam.
Sweet, I get to deflower people in Vietnam.
Mostly that will be prepubescent girls, however.

Damn.

nockermensch · Post by **nockermensch** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 2:26 am

Regarding this...

[Whatever] analysis of this supposedly devastating change's contents seems to have been largely relegated to the repetition of a limited gamut of ideological positions, that are at best shallow and at worst reactionary.

...

feels_bad,_man.jpg

virgil · Post by **virgil** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 2:29 am

nockermensch wrote:Regarding this...

[Whatever] analysis of this supposedly devastating change's contents seems to have been largely relegated to the repetition of a limited gamut of ideological positions, that are at best shallow and at worst reactionary.

...

feels_bad,_man.jpg

Man, I feel bad too. My book has "Come on now."

Username17 · Post by **Username17** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:20 am

Could be worse. The Atlas of Anatomy has "Spinal cord and spinal nerves in vertebral canal" - which is a fairly unfortunate sex life I must say.

-Username17

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:34 am

I've been struggling to slowly read an urdu poetry book called "Didavari." It tells me that "any attempt shall lead to death by horses."

That's the best I can translate it to. So, I think Frank's unfortunate sex life is unfortunate but has some remote chance of success. Mine apparently leads to being drawn and quartered.

Parthenon · Post by **Parthenon** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:46 am

That's a pretty innocent way of looking at how sex and horses leads to death. It could be like Mr. Hands and be simple death via anal sex with a stallion.

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:58 am

I prefer the innocent way...

Horse cock and I walk run.

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:59 pm

Cynic wrote:I prefer the innocent way...

Horse cock and I walk run.

And then the horse chases you down and tramples you.

Cynic · Post by **Cynic** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:00 pm

Still better than Horse cock.

Korgan0 · Post by **Korgan0** » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:18 pm

"This lack of consensus traces in part to conflicting intuitions -- in particular, about when we have just one event, and when (and why) we have more than one."

So I'm going to cheat on someone? Or something?

K · Post by K » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:20 pm

Korgan0 wrote:"This lack of consensus traces in part to conflicting intuitions -- in particular, about when we have just one event, and when (and why) we have more than one."

So I'm going to cheat on someone? Or something?

You are going to have a threesome, but not know why or how it happened.

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:51 am

K wrote:
Korgan0 wrote:"This lack of consensus traces in part to conflicting intuitions -- in particular, about when we have just one event, and when (and why) we have more than one."

So I'm going to cheat on someone? Or something?
You are going to have a threesome, but not know why or how it happened.

So, like most threesomes then?

Actually I suppose people usually do know: "well we were drinking, right..."

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:17 am

"Committing the 'original sin'(...)"

(LaVey's sentence crafting sucks)

K · Post by K » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:20 am

Prak_Anima wrote:

"Committing the 'original sin'(...)"

(LaVey's sentence crafting sucks)

"It Moves About Four Miles Per Hour While Being Rowed Or Under Sale. The Musical."

Maxus · Post by **Maxus** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:23 am

"Trust her not to sell soup that had bits of dogs and cats in it."

Starmaker · Post by **Starmaker** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:20 am

I should stop reading this thread at work. Because there's exactly one book nearby, Kiselev's IBM Lotus Domino R 8.5 System Administration Study Guide.

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:25 am

"chatter and fireflies come out in abnormal profusion to dance to the raucous, creepily insistent rhythms of stridently piping bull-frogs."

-The Best of HP Lovecraft

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:07 am

"Sentiment in the Basque Region"

Meh.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:33 pm

Hey everyone! Remeber when I posted about the Tesla museum? How I wrote in big letters to donate? Well, here is an update.

Also, today is The Oatmeal's 30th birthday. He got some awesome gifts. I wish someone would give me pterosaur teeth.

As for the page thing... uh... let me see... what've I got...

Oh! The AD&D 2E DM Guide! Awesome! Let's see...

2e DM GUIDE wrote:Second, the demi-human races have advantages that are not available to humans. Flexibility - the ability to choose from all classes - is one of very many few human advantages.

Hmmm... not sure how to read that one...

schpeelah · Post by **schpeelah** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:15 pm

"Rests between levels among the privileged sleepers, allowed to lie flat."

Might be translating it wrong. From "The Windup Girl"